If it looks like a dog…

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‘NO!!! I won’t go to your depraved, demonic, Satan-worshipping Halloween party! People hiding behind masks?! Acting up?! Poisoning children with sweets?! PUMPKINS???!’

‘We don’t call it “Halloween.”‘

‘And?’

‘We gave it a Christian theme.’

‘…’
‘When is it?’

‘The last night of October, starting at dusk.’

‘Will there be people dressed up in costume?’

‘Yes.’

‘Will there be games and candy handouts?’

‘Yes.’

‘Will there be an Autumn and Harvest related atmosphere?’

‘Yes.’

‘ABSO-FREAKIN-LUTELY WONDERFUL!!! Where do I sign up?’

* * *

If it looks like a dog,
If it wags its tail like a dog,
If it barks like a dog…

… you can be certain it’s a cat.

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